AlternaMommy
member since 3/25/01
381 entries
Supergold Edition

Description: Diary of an overwhelmed housewife.

Strengths: Managing the lives of four family members whilst still maintaining modicum of sanity. Loyal.

Weaknesses: Defensive and somewhat of a push over.

Special Skills: Can get children out of bed, fed, clothed and off to school in under 15 minutes. Makes a mean batch o' cookies.

Weapons: Mother Bear Defense: Can easily rip off heads when threatened.

Motto: "I'm fine. Everything is fine. Why wouldn't everything be fine?"